Why did the bubble gum cross the street?
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Why did the boy throw peanut butter into the ocean?
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What is a kangaroo's favorite desert?
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What is full of holes yet can still hold water?
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What did one eye say to the other?
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How do ducks eat cheese?
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How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep ?
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